Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing/Characters: Ed, Roy, Ed/Winry, Ed/Russell
Warnings:[Spoiler (click to open if you must) but you really don't wanna ruin the surprise]Mentions of Mpreg
Summary: Roy tries to console Ed but doubts there's enough liquor in Amestris to help the blond out of the mess he's in.
Written for fanfic_bakeoff and I am so blaming kyofujimiya for this...
Edward Elric had the worst fucking luck of any unfortunate soul on the planet.